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01 - THE ANTI PITCH
EVERY CRYPTO WANTS TO CHANGE THE WORLD.
WE DON'T.
FINALLY A PROJECT WITH REALISTIC EXPECTATIONS.
Thousands of crypto projects promise to revolutionize finance, rebuild the internet and change the world. That sounds exhausting. So we decide not to. No AI. NO DeFi revolution. No quantum blockchain. No ecosystem that needs a 47-page explanation. We have a potato.
01
THE PROBLEM
Everything apparently.
02
THE SOLUTION
Not us.
03
THE MISSION
Unclear.
04
THE VISION
Maybe lunch.
BUT WAIT.
WE HAVE TECHNOLOGY.
02 - REVOLUTIONARY TECHNOLOGY
BUILT WITH THE TECHNOLOGY OF TOMORROW.
After minutes of research and absolutely no development, we identified the technologies that will define the future.
01
AI
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE
Sounds expensive.
02
DeFi
DEFI INFRASTRUCTURE
We googled it.
03
Q
TM
QUANTUM BLOCKCHAIN
We made this one up.
04
POTATO TECHNOLOGY
Approved by Kevin.
TECHNOLOGY READINESS LEVEL
3%
USELESS
REVOLUTIONARY
3%
Good enough.
03 - LEADERSHIP
MEET KEVIN.
Every revolutionary organization needs a leader. Unfortunately, we have Kevin
CEO. POTATO.
KEVIN HAS RANGE.
Not much. But technically some.
01 - STANDARD
Always Kevin.
02 - SUNGLASSES
Slightly cooler.
03 - RELAXED
Unbothered.
04 - THE USELESS PLAN
THERE IS NO PLAN.
After minutes of research and absolutely no development, we identified the technologies that will define the future.
01
MAKE A POTATO.
02
MAKE A COIN.
03
MAKE A MOVE.
04
TAKE A NAP.
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